so the time has come to pack my stuff and head back out to sea. lets be honest. i don't want to. but its a job and i'm dancing and even though i have to go shirtless, i will make it work. i mean, if they wanna put a big girl out there with her junk floppin in the airs then be my guest...i'll freakin paint a smiley face on my tummy and hit the stage like WHOA.
i'll be dancing with Royal Caribbean on the Liberty of the Seas cruising through the caribbean. like a pirate. i'm johnny depp. anyways, its FUCKING HUGE. thats the only real way to describe it. i'll tell you more about the shows and my cast of 18 once i get to know them. not gonna lie, not really looking forward to meeting 18 new people. although, i've been working on some introductions for myself when we have to go around and introduce myself. here are some preliminary options:
"hey y'all, my name is jeb, i'm from fort worth TEXAS, and i don't know any of you"
"hi, i'm jeb and i was looking through my bible last night and i found this passage that really says what i'm feeling...(opens bible to read)"
"hi, i'm jeb, i'm pretty good, i'm pretty overweight, and lets face it, i'm pretty pretty"
"hey y'all, i'm jeb and here's a song i wrote for you all on my harmonica...(plays a song)"
"hi, i'm jeb, three little letters, just jeb, its not short for ANYTHING"
"hey, jeb here, and chances are half of you are going to annoy the shit out of me. glad thats out of the way, whats up?"
so those are just a few things running through my mind, whadda think? holler and welcome back to this wonderful life changing blog.
as of today i weigh 202 pounds........OF LOVE
