ok. i have much to talk about however i will only be focusing on this growth on my right arm. we shall call her sigourne. i begin.
so i'm in hollywood, florida for rehearsals. i'm havin a good time, there are two cute boys in rehearsals, its fun, i'm feelin cute, talented, skinny even...and then SIGOURNE
she starts as this small red bump right about my elbow cleavage on the inside of my arm. no sweat, then, bitch gets pissed off and expands into the size of a large mountain. bright red streaks going into my armpit, swelling, itching, pain, can't bend my arm. it sucks. meanwhile i'm in rehearsal working on this striptease number for one of our shows. takin that jacket and shirt on and off really pissed her off.
so i've seen some doctors about her and got some medication and then last night while at the grocery store shopping for soda water and GIN for my BIRTHDAY at midnight, Sigourne decides she's had enough and takes over my arm. i lost feeling in my hand, my forearm swoll up real big and i decided it was time. after one of my roomates placed stones in my pockets that possessed certain energies and qualities that would help in the healing process (you can imagine my face at this point) i go to the ER. julie and seiji come with me and keep me safe.
keep in mind the swine flu has reached the uneducated so the room is full of "sick" people or "need" to see a doctor "now". anyways, i'm in jeb form and i'm flirtin and talkin to the black girls and having a good time. "mr. maddux, why are you here tonight?" "Oh i don't know, could be this massive amazonian jungle bump on my arm thats oozing out all over the place."
so they take me back and i'm waitin for the doctor to come cut me open, hot nurse number one walks by and smiles at me and i say, "you could get it" and then hot nurse who later dresses my wounds walks by and i say "yesssss". OH, while i'm waiting a cop comes by escorting an old woman in a nightgown, handcuffed, and cussing. this night was turning out to be BRILLIANT.....which is funny cause i'm dancing on a ship called the BRILILANCE. i die. anyways, doctor comes in, cuts open sigourne sticks forceps into her and opens her up and starts pullin my baby out. it was amazing, blood everywhere, puss, sigourne...its as close to giving birth as i'm gonna get, only i didn't get to keep the baby.
the doc packs my hole, wraps me up and gives me some pain pills. PRAISE HIM
so i come home, grab a birthday gin and tonic and go over to my girls apartment for a cast dinner i was late too, then went to an underwear party being thrown by another cast and get a birthday kiss from a really cute boy that ended up with somebody else that night. but thats ok, my night wasn't about boys or my birthday, it was about the birth of my first child, on may 9, 2009, Sigourne
5.10.2009
Jebby vs. Predator
ok. i have much to talk about however i will only be focusing on this growth on my right arm. we shall call her sigourne. i begin.
so i'm in hollywood, florida for rehearsals. i'm havin a good time, there are two cute boys in rehearsals, its fun, i'm feelin cute, talented, skinny even...and then SIGOURNE
she starts as this small red bump right about my elbow cleavage on the inside of my arm. no sweat, then, bitch gets pissed off and expands into the size of a large mountain. bright red streaks going into my armpit, swelling, itching, pain, can't bend my arm. it sucks. meanwhile i'm in rehearsal working on this striptease number for one of our shows. takin that jacket and shirt on and off really pissed her off.
so i've seen some doctors about her and got some medication and then last night while at the grocery store shopping for soda water and GIN for my BIRTHDAY at midnight, Sigourne decides she's had enough and takes over my arm. i lost feeling in my hand, my forearm swoll up real big and i decided it was time. after one of my roomates placed stones in my pockets that possessed certain energies and qualities that would help in the healing process (you can imagine my face at this point) i go to the ER. julie and seiji come with me and keep me safe.
keep in mind the swine flu has reached the uneducated so the room is full of "sick" people or "need" to see a doctor "now". anyways, i'm in jeb form and i'm flirtin and talkin to the black girls and having a good time. "mr. maddux, why are you here tonight?" "Oh i don't know, could be this massive amazonian jungle bump on my arm thats oozing out all over the place."
so they take me back and i'm waitin for the doctor to come cut me open, hot nurse number one walks by and smiles at me and i say, "you could get it" and then hot nurse who later dresses my wounds walks by and i say "yesssss". OH, while i'm waiting a cop comes by escorting an old woman in a nightgown, handcuffed, and cussing. this night was turning out to be BRILLIANT.....which is funny cause i'm dancing on a ship called the BRILILANCE. i die. anyways, doctor comes in, cuts open sigourne sticks forceps into her and opens her up and starts pullin my baby out. it was amazing, blood everywhere, puss, sigourne...its as close to giving birth as i'm gonna get, only i didn't get to keep the baby.
the doc packs my hole, wraps me up and gives me some pain pills. PRAISE HIM
so i come home, grab a birthday gin and tonic and go over to my girls apartment for a cast dinner i was late too, then went to an underwear party being thrown by another cast and get a birthday kiss from a really cute boy that ended up with somebody else that night. but thats ok, my night wasn't about boys or my birthday, it was about the birth of my first child, on may 9, 2009, Sigourne
so i'm in hollywood, florida for rehearsals. i'm havin a good time, there are two cute boys in rehearsals, its fun, i'm feelin cute, talented, skinny even...and then SIGOURNE
she starts as this small red bump right about my elbow cleavage on the inside of my arm. no sweat, then, bitch gets pissed off and expands into the size of a large mountain. bright red streaks going into my armpit, swelling, itching, pain, can't bend my arm. it sucks. meanwhile i'm in rehearsal working on this striptease number for one of our shows. takin that jacket and shirt on and off really pissed her off.
so i've seen some doctors about her and got some medication and then last night while at the grocery store shopping for soda water and GIN for my BIRTHDAY at midnight, Sigourne decides she's had enough and takes over my arm. i lost feeling in my hand, my forearm swoll up real big and i decided it was time. after one of my roomates placed stones in my pockets that possessed certain energies and qualities that would help in the healing process (you can imagine my face at this point) i go to the ER. julie and seiji come with me and keep me safe.
keep in mind the swine flu has reached the uneducated so the room is full of "sick" people or "need" to see a doctor "now". anyways, i'm in jeb form and i'm flirtin and talkin to the black girls and having a good time. "mr. maddux, why are you here tonight?" "Oh i don't know, could be this massive amazonian jungle bump on my arm thats oozing out all over the place."
so they take me back and i'm waitin for the doctor to come cut me open, hot nurse number one walks by and smiles at me and i say, "you could get it" and then hot nurse who later dresses my wounds walks by and i say "yesssss". OH, while i'm waiting a cop comes by escorting an old woman in a nightgown, handcuffed, and cussing. this night was turning out to be BRILLIANT.....which is funny cause i'm dancing on a ship called the BRILILANCE. i die. anyways, doctor comes in, cuts open sigourne sticks forceps into her and opens her up and starts pullin my baby out. it was amazing, blood everywhere, puss, sigourne...its as close to giving birth as i'm gonna get, only i didn't get to keep the baby.
the doc packs my hole, wraps me up and gives me some pain pills. PRAISE HIM
so i come home, grab a birthday gin and tonic and go over to my girls apartment for a cast dinner i was late too, then went to an underwear party being thrown by another cast and get a birthday kiss from a really cute boy that ended up with somebody else that night. but thats ok, my night wasn't about boys or my birthday, it was about the birth of my first child, on may 9, 2009, Sigourne
5.02.2009
buckle up
oh yeah, the posts are coming....
in the meantime, look how pretty my mom and dad made me. oh and jesus helped a little...so did Dr. John Gerloff my othodontist. yeah, he helped a lot...oh shoot, and Billy Bustamante photographer to the stars....and fudge hair putty...and you can't see it but Tony the Trainer has started workin his magic. get ready for those later this summer
damn, its definitely not a one man show like i thought all these years
4.28.2009
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