finally i'm back. i hope you're still here

omg, i bet nobody reads this anymore. i haven't had a computer for months and i really don't wanna talk about it

in fact i'm not really sure what i want to talk about. i think i may just start typing and expect you all to just know what i'm talking about. sure i could tell you about my first few weeks here, all about my cast, the philipeano lady at the doctors office who made me bend over during my physical, spread my ass open with her finger and thumb and goes "welp, all clean." sure i could talk about stuff like that but we're all here for the drama. for the shit talking and dirty underside of my rehearsal process.

sadly, nobody irritates me yet. haha. maybe i've changed for the better. maybe i just don't care enough about some of them to really get worked up about it. all i'm gonna say is that my body is changing, my skills are improving, my closet has less clothes in it cause a package containing THEM and a computer went missing.....so that makes both contracts that i'm had clothes taken from me. awesome. um, yeah, so from now on i will just be talking about expect you to just know. i'll give some background but don't expect bios.

today in rehearsal i got introuble for slapping my foot during a battement. for you non dancers i was kickin my face and slapped my foot thus looking fierce but making a loud sound. sad part is i didn't even realize i was doing it. oh well, when you's fierce you's fierce. haha. um, yeah.

so i'm at some deli checkin my emails with a friend so i'm gonna go. i'll talk to you soon. get ready. OH, here's what i'll do, i'll paste and email i just sent to my last cast. enjoy

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ok ok ok. lets get into this....


so i haven't had a computer for, well, since november. i just bought a mac so i'm cool like jeff and all my clothes got stolen from the post office as they were being sent to me from home. thats all i'm gonna say about that.

rehearsals are as follows....FIERCE. i was made for this company. fuck that siletto bullshit. yes i have an attitude and yes i wear my emotions on my face but so help me god if you judge me for it. haha. just kidding. i just fit in better with the people here i think. even though this patrick guy at casting is workin my last damn nerve. I GET IT, I'M BIG. maybe if you wouldn't have cast me with boys that literally weigh 125 pounds there wouldn't be an issue. i'll get into that in a minute. but yeah, the dancing is hard and tricky and i get to shake my shit. i come up on the pit crumping as tweedle dee. or tweedle diva as my choreographer calls me. here's a funny story...the guy beside me in one dance asked if i would tone it down so that he would look better. i'll let you imagine my reaction to that. here's a hint, i turned a double pirouette into 6 and stopped on releve and just looked at him...during a run. such a cunt.

um so you remember how mash would always call me stupid whenever i would open my mouth....well with this cast it has escalated to, "i'm gonna kill you." i'm the one in the cast that calls everybody out. but not in a malicious way at all, just a really funny cunty way. you know what i'm saying? ew, i sound really full of myself. i think its cause i did a back extention roll for the first time the other day and now i think i'm the best dancer in the world. up so yeah, we've learned both our shows and we'll learn our flying show on the ship in a few weeks. lets talk about my cast.

i'm not going to sit here and list all 18 people cause i don't have the patience for that but i'll hit the highlights. well, maybe i will.

SINGERS - drake, thomas, nick, andrea, hannah, and erin. fierce fierce fierce. except for drake, he's 38, akward as all fuck and we've already slapped him with a sexual harassment case. douche.

DANCERS - Karen, Kim, Karlee, Kyle, Kai, Curtiss, Liz, Elisa, Franchesca, Laura, and Paul. liz just got sent home today for an injury but she was lazy anyways. everybody is real cool and real relaxed. we're all bitter and sarcastic but real laid back. its nice. nobody well be my deepest dearest friends like you guys are but its a good time. karlee and paul are from australia and i have now seen EVERY kylie minogue dvd, cd, concert, and anything else. i'm in heaven. liz was from belgium. hannah from london. kai is from hawaii, and franchesca and laura are from italy. crazy world huh. kyle is from point park and me and curtiss are both from dallas and both from ocu. SO SUCK ON THAT. all the boys are crazy flexible, like jess beck flexible and can kick their janelle like forheads. i may not be bendy but i'll be damn if they're gonna out dance this piece of work. holler. anyways. the boys range from 5'5 - 5'8 and about 120-140 pounds. i come in at a comfortable 5'10 and 195. life is good. i wear a fat suit for the fairytale show and when i'm a dwarf my shirt says Heavy D. also, they just call me boyFloor instead of Boy4 because i'm always running across stage and sliding around like a beached f-ing whale. WHY GOD. WHY.

OH, i bought a pair of victoria secret sweats the other week and wear them all the time. i called nitty right away. they are green and have baby blue PINK on the but. i love them.

what else, um, i miss you all so much and i talk about you all the time. we had a tacky day and i orchestrated it and i brought my harmonica with me and play songs for people all the time. and everytime curtiss and kyle make out or kiss i fucking blow my harmonica. its wonderful. stissy, we need to meet up and have sweet duets, jeff, you can come too. OH and my cast calls me Mia cause they said i'm a dykey blonde lesbian like mia michaels and they say i dance like her. i say thanks.

i'll write more when i'm more ogranized and find out what my life really is right now. i love you all so much. its not even funny. mash, you have not been replaced cause i can't talk about black people around curtiss. its not as fun. sigh.

love you,
Jeb


p.s. i'm really drunk
p.s.s. i really like you and this joke will never get old to me.
p.s.s.s. peter, i left all the grammar for you. enjoy hooker