ok listen. as soon as i finish my slave labor for the day i will post about my adventures in New Mexico: The Land of Enchantment....my ass. but before that i'm just going to vent.
this little blog thing of mine had intentions of world wide fame. much like myself. but i'm realizing i'm just not that interesting and nothing that amazing happens to me(however, i feel i would read better on film so thats why i'm gonna start searching for producers and get my own tv show. maybe i'll call it fat bitch. who knows) but in order to get readers or SOMETHING i'm thinkin i may have to resort to posting naked pictures of boys. that always gets a few thousand queens readin my shit. i mean, if i had a sweet 23444pack i'd just show shirtless pictures of myself but i don't and last i checked a nice little love cushion wasn't selling ticktes. anyways, if i have to resort to porn on my blog then so be it. kinda feel like my real life, if dancin doesn't work out i can always use my flexiblity on film, getting paid, bringin joy to all the lonely pathetic single gay men obessed with porn.
sorry mom, its time you face the real world. its not all about costumes and dance steps.
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