It’s a sad day around these parts. I’m sure all you back home have heard about Britney’s performance on the VMA’s last night. All we have seen of it was a clip on CNN and the cast hall way is very concerened. How does someone who was unstoppable not 5 years ago suddenly have shitty hair, fat rolls, and looks completely lost on stage. This was dubbed her comeback and instead it was spent with the few friends she has left laughing at her. I feel sick. I can’t perform tonight. I already took away all the bad things I ever said about Beyonce to mashawn but I still don’t feel right. Britney was my ticket to LA and now she’s a joke. I mean for christ’s sake, she couldn’t even get weave to match her hair color. Britney, listen to me, when you have short hair like that and it was because of your own stupid ass fault, you need to go on the world wide stage, rock the short spikey hair, and actually tell the people its “Britney Bitch”. You’ve let the 4 of us down, your last 4 fans. You’ll be in our prayers.
On a lighter note saw some public titties today in the Ukraine. We were walking around Odessa, Ukraine and came upon a park where, under a gazebo, a woman was conducting a band. There were cameras, a director, personal assistants. The works. The lead lady had a black dress on, a tattoo on her back and her arm and was wearing a white bowtie and librarian glasses. Should have used my context clues so I wouldn’t have been so surprised when after she finished conducting she turned around to the cameras and her dress was pulled off leaving her there in a pair of bootleg white panties and her tatters flopping in the wind. Seeing as I have already given Britney advice I have a few pieces for this hoochie. I’d do a few more crunches and get rid of that rather odd tire around your midsection before you go conducting with your bare titties on film.
That was my day.
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