a page from the Old Jeb

One last thing. Keep in mind I was just on a 14 hour tour through 90 degree Egypt. This new girl. She’s about to get slapped. PULLS ME ASIDE to tell me somebody told her I said she was difficult to work with. She gave me that innocent straight girl flirty eye feel sorry for me look to which I gave her the I hate you look and said I never said that. I said I don’t work with you at any point so why would I say you are hard to work with. (What she does realize is that I think she’s lazy, not hard to work with). Anyways, so I ask her who told her and with that same shit look she said does it really matter. I said it sure does cause how else will I know if you’re not making this up. She told me a name and I said that’s funny cause I don’t even talk to him. The she was like are you mad at me I don’t want you to be mad at me. I said I don’t care enough about this to be mad at anybody. THEN she goes “well he said one other thing” she broke eye contact and said “he said that if I get in your way onstage you’re going to hit me”. I proceeded to leave the room. I went to my room to tell jeff and shaunacy what she was saying and she came down the hall and was like don’t be mad at me. I said “look, when I’m on stage I’m dancing full out and if somebody runs into me I’m going to hit them cause I’m dancing. CLEARLY.” Then I said, “kinda like what happened last night when you ran into me while I was swinging a chair around me, I’m not gonna stop my choreography because you’re in the wrong spot after I’ve told you every show not to be there.” I said, “ and furthermore why would I talk to or about people I don’t really care about.” THIS BITCH, I’m so exhausted with this contract and dancing and people like this who are so fucking insecure that they thrive on making up and living in other peoples drama. AND OF COURSE I TALK ABOUT YOU ANDREA. She’s lazy, eats like shit, has gained weight since she’s been here, 3 weeks, still doesn't know the shows or their blocking, and always says she sooooo fat and hates her body to get compliments. She’s not fat but she’s not skinny. She has a tiny upperbody and tiny legs, no ass, and what looks like a pillow underneath her midsection. It sucks for her cause our cast is a machine when it comes to the girls, they are all stunning. But my suggestion to this bitch is STOP EATING CHOCOLATE FILLED CROISSANTS AT 4 IN THE MORNING AND CHUGGING BOTTLES OF WINE EVERYNIGHT AND EATING ENTIRE BOXES OF PASTRIES between your salad and sandwich for lunch and dinner. Stupid slut. She’s also fucking like 3 guys and acts like she isn’t. I don’t have time for her. All she’s getting is the time it took me to type this out. The end