i've lost my sparkle

last night was a halloween party at OCU and i went cause matt goes there. i was a unicorn. i had some shiny fabric around my waist, some rainbow slippers, and i glittered a cone and put it on my forehead. i also covered my body in glitter, tied yarn in my hair to make a mane, and had ice crystals on my face. also, i was drunk but not really

matt went as a sperm donation. he dressed in all white, i made him a sperm tail, and he walked around inside a plastic cup that said sperm bank. "you do the jerk, we'll do the work"

and lizzy went as a pinata. she's mexican and fringed fabric all over herself. she won. see picture above.

we had a good night though. i hung out with the 5 people that like me and we had a grand time in the bedroom just laughing and watching matt knock things over with his cup and me with my horn. aftewards we went to taco bell. i drove with my horn outside the window and the lady at taco bell did not think our car(filled with a unicorn, a sperm, a pinata, bam bam, and a girl from the wedding singer) was very humorous. i think she gave me a lecture about being safe tonight. i think i said something about how my horn would take care of us and thank you.

i made a new friend. his name is kaleb. apparently he's a big ol mess but he's really funny and really cute. and lizzy and i talk about kaleb all day cause it makes matt mad. matt used to crush on him so i give him a hard time and always talk about that boy kaleb. but you know how you make fun of something so much you start to like it. i prolly have a crush on him now. haha. he's 18. that is trouble. and i love how mad it makes matt. but i just got told to drop the kaleb thing. i can never have any fun. he's the bam bam in the above pictures. also, allison, MY GIRL, is rainbow bright with matt

i don't feel good. i'll drive home tomorrow.

p.s. saw miss ocu last night. words can't describe slash it was the quietest miss ocu i've ever been to. some slut won. and some asian girl sang "wouldn't it be loverly" from My Fair Lady the musical. she sang about how a 6 year old would sing, and she was pigeon toed, and she smiled really really awkwardly and i think caressed the mic stand at one point. and this other girl, sharra rivera wore high waisted country jeans cause the opening number was Oklahoma....she was the only one