So b logging has been slow lately. We’ve been going to all the same ports for the last 3 cruises so nothing new is happening in that area of life.
On a more interesting note we have 7 days left and I think today it hit me how much I’m going to miss these people, well 8 out of 10. I’ve spent every hour of every day for the last 7 months with these guys and they are basically family now. I’m not gonna know what to do with myself when I wake up and don’t have a hallway to walk down to see who’s awake. I won’t be able to go into Nitty/Stissy’s room or Shaunacy/Kim’s room. I won’t hear dreamgirls or some boy band blasting from mashawns room or espn coming from peters. Its just gonna be sad I think. These peoples personalities are amazing and its gonna suck. Oh well, here are some things I won’t miss
Andrea – you may know her has the new girl. She’s a fucked up individual and its wearing me out. Last night during one of our dinner shows she got drunk inbetween numbers. She was loud and obnoxious with some of the crew staff and our cruise director(who probably can whip satan into shape) kept telling them to keep it down. Welll she wouldn’t and went up to a guy and playfully hit him. Mind you somebody had already fired off a confetti cannon that we use into the small holding room where we all were. Nobody cleaned it up so me and Janelle (crazy) did. Anyways I digress. So it looked like she hit this guy and somebody goes don’t hit him. Not in a mad way just kinda in a playful way. Well that drunk slut flipped out. Said we were all ganging up on her and stuff and saying how we’re always loud in the hallway, etc, etc. so mashawn told her to calm down(now mashawn doesn’t get involved in peoples drama but he’s had enough and the half of him that’s black was ready to go….i said it) I get up to clean up more stuff and I was talking to myself saying how she’s not pretty enough, talented enough, or skinny enough to be in this cast. All things I should have kept to myself. Oh well, you live and you learn. She flips OUT after mashawn said “I f-ing hate you all. Don’t ever talk to me again,” sits there and pouts for a while, starts crying, leaves the room and slams the door. Lets keep in mind that all the guests are next door eating dinner and our cruise director, susan(satan’s life coach) is sitting right there as well. Here are some things I left out earlier. In mid conversations about nothing realated to this event she told stacy to shut up and cut Janelle off with a “DUH”. Now, telling stacy to shut up is like pissing on one of those precious moment dolls that are praying with their teddy bear. There’s no need to EVER do that. This slut is asking for it. Anways, we go about our little dinner theatre show, she yells at some Indonesian for bumping into her on accident and we retire to our beds. I’m sure more shit happened but we all just ignore her now. I’m just really tired of this dysfunctional untalented person living with us. She should have been fired yesterday for being drunk on the job. She tells us things like she has 2 other sisters and the three girls all have a different dad and the 7 year old likes to get herself off by humping the couches. WHAT THE FUCK MATE. And this andrea girl has men knocking on her door of all hours of the night….happened last night….and none of these guys are SINGLE or ATTRACTIVE. One of them looks like a hairy version of a toad with downs syndrome and the other is a bald guy who’s gf was just on board. SLUT. “YOU CAN’T SIT WITH US” I hate this whore and so help me god if she says anything to me. Luckily she’s not confrontational so she prolly won’t be we all made a pact and that’s if she comes at any of us she’s coming at all of us. Janelle (crazy #1) is manageable cause she’s just paranoid, but this bitch is alcoholic crazy and that needs to be dealt with. Oh well, I’m sure this didn’t read as dramatic as it really was but its hard when you have to live with somebody who you all hate because of their work ethic, morals, and lifestyle or their ability to be two-faced and backstab(just last week she told us all how much she loved our cast and was so happy to be here and now she fucking hates us.). I’m not even gonna get started on her talent.
So yeah, 7 days. Tomorrow we’re going on a tour to Jerusalem to walk in Jesus’ footsteps. I hope we have the same size feet cause then I’ll have even more proof that I am the HOLY GRAIL.
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