oklahomouncomfortable

so i did nothing today. not a damn thing. i watched all of season 2 and 3 of so you think you can dance and i'm danced out. i have no desire to go on another cruise ship and just want to dance contemporary for the rest of my life....or until my knees go out. um, went to the mall today with my friend todd to watch him get his hair cut. keep in mind i'm in oklahoma again and so the conversation with the hairdresser was interesting and awkward. todd went to one of those master cuts type place and it was bootleg from minute go. black lady behind the counter sayin how her 11.5 years experience knows better that todd don't want no military haircut. then fatty who was cuttin his hair started talkin about how she hates musicals and then all the patrons were agreeing. then i said something about dancing, todd caught my drift and then the conversation moved to homosexuals. my favorite part was watching this country cow try to understand and relate to us talkin about how she "knows one" and he always goes to that "dance club." then she told us how she went to that club and watched a really funny show where the guys "you know, dress up like girls" and dance around. said it was really good. i proceeded to stand up, sing some wicked, kick my face and take my gay ass out of master cuts. holler. god knows they thought we were sleeping together cause all gays are the same and do that.

i didn't really sing or battement my face, but i did however sing a little "Get me bodied" when it came on over the radio. actually that was yesterday but i thought it would help this story a little so there you have it. walk across the floor like naomi campbell walk!