so i'm gonna talk about this raging cunt who is a passenger on the ship right now. this bitch is about to get slapped. first off, she has a saggy ass so she shouldn't be parading around the pool like she's all that. second her green princess crown tattoo is busted...almost as busted as her ass. third, she stares too much and has the most annoying voice in the world and complains that the cruise is too boring for her (HELLO, YOU'RE ON A CRUISE WITH 80 YEAR OLDS AND YOUR TICKETS WERE 4000 DOLLARS. WHAT THE HELL DO YOU EXPECT YOU DUMB SLUT) and lastly, just cause you're brothers are gorgeous doesn't mean you can walk around like you own this ship and when i accidently get in your way you say "yeah whatever" to me cause let me tell you something whore....i'm in good with the indonesian and phillipeano mafias and i could have you killed, or just poisoned. so back of and shut your face.
the end
also, i danced for 4 hours with all the guests tonight in the crows nest. the cast was up there and they were playing songs from the 50's on. i thought i was james brown. i'm crazy
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