Its my day off in Cadiz, Spain. i have IPM
I drank some absinthe(160proof, still buzzed, tastes like licorice, choked and it went into the back of my throat and nose…burned a little, cleared my sinus’. Suck on that sinus infection) and now we’re watching this show that is showing how men should use dildo’s and vibrators on a woman and they are showing EVERYTHING. I’ve learned about G-spot stimulators, a rockin’ rabbit, a suction cup dildo the size of my leg, www.ticklekitty.com they just flashed that website. Apparently its some dutch tv show. Its in English but there are dutch subtitles. Some dude is just interviewing this couple using vibrators and cock rings. I’m so shocked I can’t stop typing and watching. Now its some porn star who is Jodi Watley’s sister. Jodi is a singer from the 80’s. what a day off.
Also I cut mashawn’s and peter’s hair. Buzzed mash’s and trimmed peter’s edges. I’m a friggin master of the trimmer. I rule.
Lesson of the day: absinthe stays with you for quite some time (even the few teaspoons I had, I’m still getting hot flashes 4 hours later) and dutch people love the sex. Aaaaaaaand I should open a barber shop in Compton.
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