what if i was related to jesus christ

So its clearly been a few days since I’ve posted. Here, I’ll fill you in. we went to Lisbon and I shopped. Then we were at sea for two days and after that we were in La Harve, France. The cast went to paris I stayed on the ship to save money. The next day we were in Harwich (the port for London) and we all had to stay on the ship because it was embarkation day for the new cruisers. This cruise is full of old people. The last one had a bunch of younger people and some gay couples. It was nice. This one though looks to be BORING. But tomorrow we’re in Oslo, Norway so that’s cool.

I’m tryin to think of some drama or some good stuff to talk about and I really can’t think of much. I’ve been on the ship for the last 5 days so I’m kinda getting irritable. We had two nights in a row a few days ago where we all went to the crew bar and got crazy. I was dancing on the couches and ceilings and the walls and whoever would want to dance. Redbull’s are the devil. On the second night things got so crazy that I won the award for the best time had at the bar. I had two outfit changes and I brought a prop at one point, an umbrella. We were all just stupid and all the Europeans on board are so open to other peoples beliefs and practices that everybody just had an amazing time and nobody got offended if they got hit or or danced with. Haha mashawn gave a lap dance to these straight guys from the pinnacle grill and by the end of the night the bar tender was on the tables stripping. Hahahaha. The more I think about that night the more I remember how stupid me and mashawn were. I’m pretty sure I thought I was beyonce at at least 3 times that night. Sigh.

Oh well, other than the bar nights things have been tame. A bunch of the spa girls walked off the ship and didn’t come back, they quit. The crazy bitch in our cast is suddenly trying to fit in and be a part of the group and blah blah blah. Whatever, she still annoys me and I can’t be as two faced as some other people. I tend to wear my emotions all up on my face. Who knew…

But yeah, I’m done, that’s all for this little addition. La di da

Lesson of the day: I could be the holy grail. I was watchin a show on it. Who knows