so we were in bergen norway yesterday and tomorrow this norway cruise is OVER. rotterdamn here we come. but yeah, nothing really eventful. thinking about getting a mac notebook cause this thing pisses me off. any thoughts? so yeah.
last night there was an engineroom party. it was pretty lame but the special edition rum and coke made everything real nice. there was a dj who was spinnin the tracks and a STRIPPER POLE. you know. so i've never been on one before so i figured i'd try. its really really really fun. everything is slow motion and like weeeeeeeee. i even tried some tricks. i was upside down with my legs in the middle splits, i swung around with one leg and one arm hooked. it was fun. by the end of the night is was just me jenn shaunacy jeff and kim and we were all trying new moves. for those of you who are worried nobody was tipping me or touching me or anything. they all thought it was funny. even some of the engineers were up there. bart, shaunacy's boyfriend, who looks like drew, and i were dancin up the storm. haha. crazy.
the only annoying part was a guest entertainer was there who's really gay and.....gay. bleached hair, tan skin, pudgy, the same guy who farted when we were all doing crunches. haha. but yeah, i haven't said a single word to him in my life and he was getting mad last night because i was ignoring him and not showing him any attention. EW. he was pissing me off sending girls to come over to me and ask me why i'm not talking to him. EW. i have no idea where he was getting this from. it was so awkward. so i just went over to the pole and continued with my life.
lesson of the day: strippers must be pretty strong. that shit is hard
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